Nobody Makes It Hot Like Me

me: I has present for you.

him: Ok

me: Kev dropped off some mail and I opened it.
You have your building cards
building, plumbing, and mechnical

him: Cool is that the present

me: yeah.

him: Ok then I have a present for you

me: I could tape them to my body and make you find them tonight, but I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say you're probably not into that.

him: Pancetta or something like

me: Ew.

him: For tatos

me: tattoos?

him: Patatos

me: potatoes
are we still talking about sex?

him: No my present to you

me: oh. Yes. panchetta for potatoes sounds yum.