The lady at Target, who didn't move away from the card swiper after she had paid, and then yelled at me when the cashier rang up my items and gave me my total. Not exactly sure what her end-game was.
The fact that Roger inhaled her breakfast this morning and then promptly barfed it all back up in the water bowl. Birdie and Luna watched in disgust.
Ever wonder what the world would be like if there were shock tasers installed in common "line" situations (aka movie ticket line, grocery checkout line, bank teller line)? Where you'd get the bejesus zapped out of you if you dawdled around and wasted everyone's time?
I wonder if in that world cars would fly, or if we'd simply teleport from point to point.
Ever wonder what the world would be like if there were shock tasers installed in common "line" situations (aka movie ticket line, grocery checkout line, bank teller line)? Where you'd get the bejesus zapped out of you if you dawdled around and wasted everyone's time?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if in that world cars would fly, or if we'd simply teleport from point to point.
Also, love that Woody Allen quote. So gross...